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"Sure", she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
When Miss Fitzgerald stood up from the bar she began to weave back and forth. The Reverend Fluff realized that she'd had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and they tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few moments, the Reverend Fluff wound up on top of Miss Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The pub owner looked over and said, "Aye mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub."
The Reverend looked up at the pub owner and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fluff."
The pub owner nodded and said, "Oh well, if you're that far in, you might as well finish."