Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Utter tosh

Ok,

Number One -
15years ago - was the internet around then? maybe so, what about chatrooms? All's i remember is crazy posh kids talking electronic mail on Newsround years ago and I didnt have a fucking clue what they were on about....

Number Two -
what the fuck is a 'Successful Kid'? Ok so he's born two years later, that makes him 13. What type of success can a 13 year old have. Maybe he gets more pocket money, perhaps he blagged a nifty easy paper round.

Number Three -
if it's dark and your scared why bother carving your name into the floor, stopping to see what time it is, and then as an after thought, "Oh, best write my sister's name too"?

Number Four -
Fuck Number Three!!!! If your sister is in bed covered in blood why stay in the fucking room. RUN!!!!!!!!!!

Number Five -
If it's the kids little sister's room, why is big sister staying in there?

Number Six -
You have found your two little girls skinned and hung in a closet. So, you have two years of therapy, resulting in the choice to have another child. You then think, "I know, we'll stay in the same house with all these memories, and you know what, we'll keep the closet, that way, whenever we need to think of our little girls, we'll just have a look inside....."

Number Seven -
If the parents have been skinned too, how the fuck are they gonna come and get you for not reposting this? Also, what kind of PC/program are they running to track all of this? Did they purchase it or download it illegally? And what are they gonna do if you don't have a closet?

I'm all for scary stories, but c'mon, this is just fucking lazy.

Although,
Number Eight -
I'm a shitbag, so I'm still reposting ;)

Read on to see what this crap was all about


don't stop reading you will regret it!
girl meets a boy on a messenger


crazy1 86: hey baby!!!


h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???


crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
Publish Post

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???


crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...


crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.


crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.


crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.


crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....


h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?


crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...


crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2...

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.


h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!


2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?


h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.


2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.


2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?


h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?


h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.


h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.


2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.


h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.


h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.


h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.


h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you.




The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"

- LISA SMITH

This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE!i did, that was freaky, this came up
"Smith sister's murdered in house, two carving found in floor..."
DON'T BELIVE ME?

Repost as-"who did u like first"

Friday, June 08, 2007

Quick Question

How come competitions for things such as blu-ray players plus films always offer the films as a consolation prize?

If you're trying to win a blu-ray player, it's pretty much a high probabilty that you don't have a blu-ray player to begin with....so what's the point in winning a blu-ray film if you don't have the player to use it on?