Scum-Sucking Skanks Update
Big thanks to all the guys who emailed and texted me over this post. But please, post a comment will ya - this blog looks like no one reads it ever!!!
We found - well, when I say we, I mean the police - found the car two laters burnt out.
So no horrible deaths for the thiefs then, sadly.
My only hope is that Death is stalking them right now, and that they are no good at chess, battleships, twister, or that weird American football game.
It hasnt been the greatest of weeks, what with the car being stolen, my tasks in work becoming ever more dull & uninspiring, failing to win the Lottery on Wednesday, watching Middlesborough FC's luck finally run out at the last hurdle, failing to win the Euro Lottery on Friday...
But all that changed yesterday with the one-two of two unlikely victories.
- Liverpool coming back at the death to win the FA Cup for the 7th time and further establish themselves and England's most successful club (how do you like them apples, Man U & Chelsea).
- Ricky Hatton coming back from one of the worst fights of his career to somehow snatch victory and become a two-weight champion.
All in all a great day for sport. Although once again, I failed to win the Lottery.
Can't win em all I guess.
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My friends read this and emailed their views. Instead of doing it properly and putting them as comments (lol)
So I'm gonna be a sad bastard and do it for them...
The lovely Manuella wrote at 18:29 9th May 2006,
"gutted to hear about your mum's car! It makes me so mad when things like that happen! someone key scratched my car right down the side - which is nothing compared to your mum's car getting robbed but crime like that is just infuriating and pathetic! I believe in Karma so let's hope that little sh*t get his comeupance!"
Thanks Mani.
His Dudeness Nick wrote emailed me at 14:56 on 14th May 2006,
"Sorry about your mums car neil (just to prove i read your blog) those scousers can be a right bunch of thieving bastards ha ha ! they broke a knife off in the lock of mine when i went to my grans for a few hours !!! scallies"
Thanks Nick.
The Dirtiest Man I Know (Bunmi) shared this words with me (15:35, 14th May 2006)
"I'm almost tempted to agree with ur myriad of curses on the car thieves, but when it extends to their friends and friends of their fiends, i kinda hesitate...
One just might know someone from Kirkby who knows em..... : ). Real shame tho, esp as your mum needs that car. Bastards!!
Good write up tho.... lol"
So thanks guys for all of that :)
I have sunk to a new low :( lol
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