1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someone’s eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

Both, I hate eye contact. But probably the latter, someone opening up and being honest is really hard to do, and I'd be scared in case I not nervous and laughed right in there face,

2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. Why were you angry?

I am a bitter gentleman by nature, so even the slightest things can make me angry - I suppose it's whenever I'm stupid enough to kick something when I have no shoes on. Stubbing your toe is a painful horrible experience. Much profanity follows.

5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love. Which do you choose?

Love - trust is overrated and always lets you down. No one writes poems and songs about trust.

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you save it?

Which canal is it? what kind of dog? why would the dog be in the canal? Is my work next to a canal? Am I walking my usual route? Ooh, feels like Bladerunner this bit.

7. You are unfaithful to your spouse/significant other. Do you tell him/her?

Fuck no. I just live with the guilt till it builds up and kills me. Nah, I hope I would never cheat, if I did I'd be a scumbag and deserve everything I got.

8. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you do it?

It depends what hour I would be giving them. If it was just an extra hour to live then fuck no, he went out in terrible pain, why prolong that? If it was his happiest memory and he could go back to that, yes, in a heartbeat. Of course if I did that and then no one did it to my upon my death, the afterlife would have one bitter whining Neil Soul to contend with.

9. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

nah, I'm a prick. Too much hard work

10. Does love = sex?

sex is an awesome bonus of love. but thankfully, they are not mutually exclusive

11. Your boss tells your co-worker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your co-worker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company?

Fuck no. It's like Christmas time when all the cretins come out wanting time off because they have kids. I don't, doesn't mean I want to fucking work your shift . I love Christmas.
There's no I in team, but there's a Me, and I like me.

12. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you feel?

years ago and it backfired. so won't be doing that again lol

13. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?

both are hard for different reasons. It all boils down to laughter, telling someone you love them is a good thing so a little joyous laugh would be welcome, however....

14. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why ?

my complete lack of motivation. I know its holding me back, but in a cunning twist, it's the very lack of motivation that prevents me doing anything to change. It's a conundrum I have to live with I'm afraid

15. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?

They are not words easily said, no matter how much you may want to.

17. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you have "no regrets" what would you change?

Well I wouldn't have left the scene after that boy died.... oh wait oops. Lol just kidding. erm, Jenni with an I.

18. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?

The BFG rather than his uglier vicious companions. Now, I know I'm not a child and therefore off the menu. However, if one were not to picky, they could rip my limbs off, thus creating child-size snacks. Oh yeah I want the BFG with his magic blowpipe full of dreams...

19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

No. he's homeless. His life is shite. why prolong it?

20. You are holding onto your grandmother's hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other which one would it be?

ha ha both. The grandmother, well she had a good innings. The baby, it could be the next Hitler, can we afford to take the chance? Plus I'm weak and no doubt holding both would result in my sliding ever closer to the edge. Whilst pondering not only the result but actually how I did come to find myself in this particular predicament, I could lose focus and fall with them.

21. Are you old fashioned?

Yes and No

22. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?

true love every time. You can listen to great tunes when you're at the height of love, sing to the rooftops etc, and when the bitch breaks your heart, there are a million songs to cry to.

23. If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?

I would wish for a typewriter that bypassed the hands and just accepted my writing from my brain.... think there was one in a Stephen King book. That one was probably evil. Not for me, I want a good one.