After messing me about for three weeks, the agency has just rang to inform me about the training position I went for, was offered, and then nothing.

Apparently they have "strict" targets for their spelling. I completed an (piss) easy test for them, no typing, just writing. The only word I struggled with, and even (albeit foolishly in retrospect) admitted to, is the word

necesa
(er)
nesecarr
(no that's not it)
neseca
(no you just made the same mistake twice)
necesarry
(well, ok that looks fine)

hand on my heart I know it's the only word I spelt wrong.

So, a guy with 5yrs of working for the biggest call centres (well, one of em is anyway) in Liverpool, with almost double that time in experience (they make you work hard lol), and who is willing to take a MASSIVE paycut, doesn't make the grade cos he can't spell fucking necesary!

Aye Carumba!