Last night

Crikey, went with my cousin to KFC cos we're tubby bitches and we wanted a bucket. Get there and there are loads of cars parked outside the car park - strange.

There is a police van blocking the entrance to the area - it's one of those 'complex' things you know cinema, KFC, McDonalds, pizza place, pub, club, some shops etc.

Turns out someone has been shot dead outside the bingo.

Crazy Liverpool eh?

We pulled over at a bus stop and asked to old ladies for the skinny. Then my cousin, being the true Christian, offered them a lift.

Needless to say, after the shooting, getting into a dark car in the middle of the night with two tubby bitches after some KFC must have terrified them. Both stood way back and started going on about husbands picking them up

I looked at my cousin, who was calm as day. He'll admit it himself, he's a Bateman at most of times, but he was geninuely being nice. lol

Anyways, we had to drive over the other side of town to get our KFC - in the end a zinger tower burger meal

Silly slag didnt include straws or ice for that matter in our cokes.

Yep, another ker-azy Friday night!!!